there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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