Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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