Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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