any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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