There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
should my penis look like a turkey
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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