So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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