it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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