Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
They have beer where we have blood.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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