Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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