How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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