i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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