I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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