Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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