I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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