She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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