You just made me feel so damn special
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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