i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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