I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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