brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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