Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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