does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
3pm strippers are depressing
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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