dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
