You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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