ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
We're too hungover to prance.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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