If i come over, it means nothing
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Everyone says I win the strip club
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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