I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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