Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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