I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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