She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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