bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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