Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
we should paint friendship bongs
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