dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
