what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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