he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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