her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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