Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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