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(573): View more from Missouri

I can tuck mytits in my pants

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(540): View more from Virginia

i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.

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(360): View more from Washington

She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow

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(317): View more from Indiana

So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..

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