Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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