their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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