Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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