in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm at about main and main street
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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