Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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