i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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