And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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