we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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