Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
