i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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