It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
