we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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