It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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