You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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