Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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