absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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