we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Never let your siblings swipe right.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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