I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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